from an anonymous contributor "Owner of a better website than this email":
"Lawyers are generally loathed and despised because......."
"....... Your website is unbelievable - I can not understand why anyone in their right mind would let you act on their behalf. I wouldn't trust you to get an apple from the shop."
The following entry is also a favourite of ours:
"Lawyers are generally loathed and despised because......."
"....... they know everything."
but unfortunately we had to disqualify it after the entrant confessed to being a lawyer. Not that being a lawyer automatically disqualifies a candidate, but we felt that we might be accused of a lack of authentic artistic consideration.
Keep them coming in!